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Jelena Jensen
So I was camping near Angeles National Forest when I noticed this chick setting up a tent just up the hill from mine. Apparently her name was Jelena Jensen. She was okay looking (actually smoking hot, but I didn’t want to tell her that). So we sort of teased each other about who was hotter, me or her.
I was like, “Dude, I am ripped and not just in the glamor muscles either. I workout all the time. No, seriously, have you every seen more cut intercostuler muscles?” She laughed and said I was totally full of shit. She proceeded to tell me that she could make me cum without even touching me. I told her she was clearly the one who was, in fact, full of shit. She started by showing me how she barely packed anything, she was that resilient. This was obviously an attempt to appeal to the man in me (who, she rightly guessed, was sick of high maintenance chicks who have to bring a ten piece luggage set full of hair and make up stuff on even the shortest of road trips).
Then she was all like, “gosh I am sort tired and hot from hiking all day, maybe I should go take a shower.” I explained that they were at least three miles away at the official campgrounds and she replied, “well I guess I’ll just have to use the bottled water I brought. It ’s for refreshment anyway.” She proceeded to dump a whole bottle of water down the front of her white shirt. I was already ripping out the side seams of my jeans. There was no way I was going to last.
She started playing with her tits and took off her top. I was at a complete loss. I couldn’t think of anything to say or do except stair and drool. She took her shorts of and started lounging around in her tent. I was loosing my mind I wanted her so badly. And just when I thought I couldn’t take anymore, she started masturbating: playing with her clit and stretching her hood out. I almost exploded in my pants.
I was sweating and panting, shaking and coughing, all of a sudden she smiled and said she was impressed. Apparently, she’d gotten herself so turned on trying to get me off that she’d reached climax before I’d even reached for my cock. She laughed as she declared me the winner. I ask what I’d won and she told me, “the right to make me dinner tonight,” as she licked her fingers. No one in the history of the world was ever this lucky.
